WWE Raw July 22nd 2013

Show kicked off with the Cena/Bryan contract signing for SummerSlam. Maddox asked Cena why he chose Bryan for the match. Bryan came out and Cena said he chose him because he can see God Given talent in Bryan. Cena went on about how size doesn’t matter and name dropped the usual names like Shawn, Eddie and Rey. Cena then said Bryan was the best competition in WWE right now but sometimes the best isn’t good enough well no shit this is WWE not UFC. Bryan went to respond but that asshole Maddox cut him off and Bryan felt the need to prove himself. Maddox put Bryan in a guantlet challenge for later on.

Sheamus vs Alberto Del Rio: Sheamus had a large bruise on his left leg which left him unable to hit the White Noise and Del Rio got the pin.

Rene Young was with Booker and Teddy asking them about Vickie being named Smackdown GM. Teddy was pissed he took all the fall for Booker during his time off. Teddy more or less agreed Vince made the right call replacing Booker.

Christian vs Titus O’Neil: Christian won with the Killswitch. Christian is just another guy on the roster now.

Mark Henry was out and pretty much called out the Shield. The Shield came out and they all brawled. The Usos came out to even things out as Ambrose and Rollins got out the ring. Reigns was left on his own but was pulled out by Ambrose and Rollins and they all left.

Bryan was getting ready for his matches later on. Cena came in and said that he thinks Maddox is not making these decisions on his own. Bryan took this as an opportunity to prove he belongs in the WWE title picture.

Dolph Ziggler vs Darren Young: Ziggler won with the Zig-Zag. Big E ran out after the match and attacked Ziggler. No AJ This week.

Now the show got fucking awful. Miz TV with the cast of the Diva Show. First off I will not be watching this Diva Show if im gonna watch E! im watching The Kardashians cos its a lot more fun than watching the Divas do bad acting plus I think the 3 Kardashian sisters are better looking than the Divas then again thats my opinion. Lawler came into more or less perv on the women like its 1998 with Sable all over again. Eva Marie slapped Lawler for perving on her. Go Watch The Diva Show On Sunday

Hunter was with Maddox backstage. He agree with Cena in the mindset that Vince is putting words into his mouth. Hunter called Bryan the future of the WWE. Hunter left and then Stephanie showed up. She had an idea to help out Brad but she hadn’t thought it out fully.

Cody Rhodes vs FANDANGO: Cody won with the CrossRhodes I don’t think I have ever wrote these words in the 7 months ive been doing this. Sandow was doing commentary. FANDANGO got distracted by him which set up Cody for the win.

RVD vs Wade Barrett: RVD won with the frog-splash. Im done with Barrett now he has no hope

The Daniel Bryan Guantlet

(1) Jack Swagger: Swagger went for the Swagger Bomb but Bryan got him into the No lock for the win.

(2) Antonio Cesaro: For those who watched these two in ROH this was quite fun. This by far was the best thing on the show they just wrestled each other. Cesaro went for the super uppercut but Bryan reversed it into a roll up for the win.

Cut to Maddox with ALEX RILEY for some reason. First off why was Alex Riley hanging out with the GM. Well Riley said “The Kid” yes “The Kid” proved himself but Maddox said not yet.

(3) The Ryback: Ryback has best matches with Bryan. Bryan won by DQ after Ryback sent Bryan through a table.

Cena came out to be the hero and ran off the Ryback. Cena challenged Ryback to a tables match next week. They just had a fucking tables match at Payback I mean do we need one on RAW. Anyway Maddox then made the match official and announced Bryan vs Kane for next week also.

RAW July 8th 2013:

RAW opened with Vickie coming out to the ring. They had a ladder near the ring cos Money In The Bank is this Sunday. She said the ladder represented her climb up the WWE from what I recall she hasn’t really made a climb. They bought her in for the Eddie/Rey feud in 2005. After Eddie died she was just kinda around until they put her with Edge and she became the Smackdown GM and since then shes either just managed wrestlers who loose or been the GM. When she got to the top of the ladder she said she did everything for the People. Lawler then said fans will decide her fate with a poll on the App. How nice is it that this womans fate will be decided by a poll on a smartphone app.

Daniel Bryan vs Sheamus: This was a really good match. Aside from the 18 second match at Mania 28 these two always have good matches when given time. Bryan got the win with the rollup cos we can’t have him submitting everyone I guess. Sheamus didn’t act like a dick and he shook hands with Bryan.

Backstage the TNA cameraman was looking for the Wyatt Family who are finally here but weren’t found.

AJ and Langston were in a hallway making fun of Kaitlyn when Dolph walked in. AJ hugged him and said she missed him. I guess they don’t hang out when they aren’t on RAW together. Dolph asked why she didn’t come to the ring with him anymore and AJ said she would at Money In The Bank. I Smell a Ziggler loss because of AJ.

WWE Tag Title Match will be on the Pre-Show. So much for that Uso Push again.

The Shield vs The Two Fat Fucks: Speaking of the Tag Titles here are our fighting champions. Thankfully they beat the two fat fucks.

The TNA camerman was still looking for the Wyatt Family and he did when Luke Harper told the camera guy to follow him.

John Cena came out to have his final face off with Henry. Henry came out all serious saying for 17 years hes been starving and that hes serious. Our WWE champion then made a snickers joke. You see why people fucking hate Cena he just jokes like none of these heels are threats to him. Cena cut the bullshit as the promo went on and they did the whole Henry needs to win or he has no legacy thing even though he has won the World Heavyweight Championship. Cena struggled to hit the AA when things got physical. I guess they are playing it up Henry is too big for him to lift even though ive see him lift Big Show and Edge at once. Also Mark Henry is so great these days.

Orton said he would cash in Money In The Bank after winning it on Sunday.

Curtis Axel vs Chris Jericho: Jericho won with the Codebreaker. I don’t see why beating Axel to Jericho makes sense unless they are doing Axel/Jericho for Summerslam. But I guess Jericho needed a win before the Ryback match. Oh Miz did commentary for this.

All the Smackdown Money In The Bank geeks were backstage. Barrett knocked out FANDANGO.

BRAY WYATT HAS BEEN FOUND AND IS HERE.

Del Rio vs Sin Cara: But before we get to the Wyatt family we have to watch this. Sin Cara has his lights back and it makes no sense why. Dolph came out to do a mock Del Rio introduction so Del Rio and him brawled.

Vickie and Maddox were in the ring. The McMahons came out. Vickie kissed all their asses as she went over her accomplishments as GM which included bringing Rock and Undertaker back to RAW. Steph got pissed because she blamed Vickie for bringing back Brock Lesnar. Vince said she was entertaining and Brock coming back was a good idea. Hunter just said she was doing a terrible job. He then blamed the crowd booing her good enough reason to fire her. Vince said she should be the permanent GM, Hunter said she should be fired so it was all up to Steph. Steph acted like a bitch and relied on the WWE Poll to decide her fate. 75% of the fans voted fail so Vickie was fired just like that. Vickie cried as Steph fired her. Something tells me Vickie will still be on RAW. The McMahons left as Vickie was begging for her job back. Vince asked the fans if they were happy they broke Vickies heart and then said all the fans failed and not Vickie. They announced Maddox as the GM oh goody.

Vince consoled Vickie for her loss and said he would make everything right again.

Kane vs Christian: Kane won with the chokeslam. What a return for Christian. But after the match they showed Bray Wyatt on the video screen on a rocking chair.

Following that video The Wyatt Family was finally here. The lights went out and Wyatt carried a lantern to the ring with him. The lights went back on and the two other guys attacked Kane. Wyatt got out of his rocking chair and looked over a prone Kane. The fans chanted Husky Harris at him.

Vickie was packing her things when The Ryback gave her a hug for whatever reason.

Divas had a match yeah thats all.

Randy Orton vs CM Punk: Randy Orton lost again my god thats like 2 losses in a row for him now. Bryan came in after the match and beat them both up. He got the ladder and held up the briefcase to end the show.

WWE Raw June 24th 2013: A Dull Follow Up

After how great last weeks RAW was this weeks show felt very band and just never got going. Despite how great they built Mark Henry up a week ago and the beginning of a Brock Lesnar vs CM Punk program all the follow up felt very weak as opposed to the original angles.

RAW kicked off with Daniel Bryan coming out to do a promo. He said he wouldn’t accept his victory over Randy Orton from Smackdown. He said he wasn’t the weak link and said he would prove he wasn’t tonight. He chanted YES!. Randy came out and told him to Shut Up and fight.

Daniel Bryan vs Randy Orton: They brawled like they hated each other and it was really short. The refs tried to pull them apart after the match was stopped.

Maddox and Vickie were backstage when Bryan walked in. He demanded a rematch with Orton in any match type. Maddox denied this and Bryan told Vickie to do it or he wants Maddox. Vickie agreed and made Orton vs Bryan again for later. After Bryan left Vince showed up. He put down Bryan for his size.

Sheamus & Christian vs The Rhode Scholars: So after Sheamus killed these two on his on a week ago and lost after a cheap pin by Sandow he needs a tag partner. Once again Sheamus won with the god damned kick. They announced Sandow vs Sheamus for Smackdown in a Dublin Street Fight.

Vickie ran into Punk backstage who was listening to music on his iPhone with his Beats by Dre headphones those were some subtle product placements. He asked her if Heyman had showed up yet. Vickie said Punk would wrestle later tonight but he wasn’t listening. He said if Heyman or Brock show up to tell him.

Kaitlyn vs Aksana: AJ came out during the match in a body suit mocking Kaitlyn. Aksana got a roll up and Kaitlyn kicked out at 2. AJ should not interrupt in peoples matches cos it never goes her way. Anyway Kaitlyn hit the spear for the win. AJ then did a promo as Kaitlyn which led to Langston coming out and a recreation of the Admirer angle from 2 weeks ago. Kaitlyn tried to go attack AJ but Layla held her back.

Chris Jericho vs Alberto Del Rio: Jericho got the win via DQ after Ricardo hit Jericho with a bucket while he had Del Rio in the Walls Of Jericho. After the match Dolph came out and attacked Del Rio with the Zig-Zag. Jericho and Dolph then had a stare down.

In our 2nd McMahon segment of the night Hunter then met with Vickie and Maddox. Vickie was about to cancel the Orton/Bryan match but Hunter told her not to because the WWE Universe wanted to see this match. Hunter made Vickie give the Universe the option to chose the stipulation.

Maddox and Vickie came out to the ring along with Lawler to unveil the WWE 2K14 Cover. I saw this cover 3 months ago. Vickie announced that Orton/Bryan would be either a Lumberjack Match, A Street Fight or Falls Count Anywhere. Vickie revealed her cover of the game which featured HHH, Vince and Stephanie. Maddox showed off his which had Cena, Punk and Himself. Lawler then showed the official cover with The Rock. They also released the trailer for the game and I 90% sure it was just WWE 13 which some created wrestlers.

Ryback then killed Khali with the Shellshock

John Cena came out to respond to Mark Henry. He said Henry had no legacy in WWE if he didn’t hold the WWE Title. He said Henrys window was closing

The Usos vs 3MB vs Two Fat Fucks: The Usos won a #1 contenders match. A Charity auction winner came out with The Two Fat Fucks. Shied came out and faced off with the Usos.

Heyman came out to the ring saying he ignored Punk all week so he could talk to him in the middle of the ring. Punk came out and went through his history in the WWE going back to 2005. This was very boring considering both Heyman and Punk were present. They went on about their personal history and why Punk was a Heyman guy. Heyman said Brocks contract expired after Extreme Rules (Not Really) and that he had no idea he would be at RAW last week. It just went on way too long and no one cared.

CM Punk quickly disposed of Darren Young. After the match PTP then doubled teamed Punk which led to Curtis Axel coming out to make the save.

Vickie and Maddox this time were yelled at by Stephanie because they had not announced the competitors for the Money In The Bank match for the WWE Title. Steph said she would do it.

They showed the Bellas giving out copies of WWE Magazine to fans.

Kane, Orton, Bryan, Sheamus, Christian, RVD and Punk will be in the Money In The Bank ladder match for the WWE title. My pick is Bryan.

Maddox said he worked on the list with Stephanie and Vickie looked pissed about it. Ryback came in and demanded a rematch with Cena well why didn’t he do it last week. Jericho said he deserved to be in the ladder match. So they made Ryback vs Jericho for the PPV.

Heyman explained why Axel helped Punk. He said Axel and Punk would face off against The PTP next week.

Mark Henry came out and bragged about his performance from last week. He said Hollywood directors have been calling him but Henry doesn’t want Hollywood he wants the WWE title.

Randy Orton vs Daniel Bryan II: They had a nice street fight and the crowd actually cared about it. Bryan won after applying the YES Lock on Orton by using a kendo stick. Bryan hit a powerbomb on Orton through a table at one point. This was the big win Bryan was meant to get a week ago before the injury thing happened.

Overall: A very boring show this week. They did a poor job following up on Lesnar/Punk. Mark Henry was great again. I Have no idea where this McMahon thing is going but Im really bored of them all trying to out do each other.

 

Raw June 17th 2013: Time For Some Punk Brock

Show opened up with new World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio. Bit odd seeing someone other than HHH, Vince or Stephanie open the show after the past few weeks. Del Rio called himself Superman which may anger some people cos we already have a Superman in WWE and it aint you. He then talked about how he won the title and how Ziggler did the same to him the night after WrestleMania. I don’t see any connection to these two events but thats what were going with here. He then trashed the fans for cheering for Ziggler when Ziggler cashed in his title shot the night after Mania. He then said America is full of Pigs and Cowards. Nice heel promo here.

CM Punk then came out with Paul Heyman. Punk took offense to Del Rio calling himself the best cos we all know Punk is The Best In The World so Punk challenged him to  a match. Heyman butted in saying his clients don’t work for free and Punk looked at Heyman. For those that don’t know Punk and Heyman are just friends and Punk is no client of his. Del Rio turned down Punks challenge. Its clear Punk is turning face as we would see later in the night.

Vickie came out and then basically made the match official.

They announced Orton vs Bryan for later in the show.

Punk told Heyman that he don’t need him to win matches. He said Heyman is no longer welcome at ringside for his matches.

Wade Barrett was meant to face Curtis Axel but Vickie said he would face CHRISTIAN who found his way back to WWE.

Wade Barrett vs Christian: Christian won with the killswitch. Quick little match that establishes Christian after being gone for so long. Barrett continues to be misused.

SHEAMUS LOOSES: Well when this came up I figured the Celtic Warrior would go on his merry way and beat two men at once and Boy was I wrong. Sandow got his win back from the previous night after Sandow got a schoolboy. Sheamus killed them for the entire match though. Oh the benefits of being buddies with Triple H.

#WWEAPP: Stip for Orton/Bryan, NODQ, No Count Out or 2 Out Of 3 Falls.

RVD is returning for One PPV Show In JULY

Vickie and Maddox were asking what Hunter thought of the Main Event. Why would they care what Hunter would think does he need to approve all Main Events now. He loved the idea and then questioned them what the main event would be if Punk didn’t decide to confront Del Rio. She had no response and changed the topic to Christian. Vickie and Maddox tired to take credit for RVD coming back (P.S He Was At The WWE Hall Of Fame) Anyway Triple H told Vickie to cut off the Shield tonight and make a stand. You Never Know Hunter match decide to beat them all 1 after the other. Hunter then joked about how great it was 3MB got booked yeah exactly.

Hell No Is Finally Dead: Kane confronted Bryan. Bryan said he can’t be part of a team and he needs to be part of Team DB. He said he needs the WWE title. Kane said the same. God help us if Kane wrestles for the WWE title in 2013.

WWE App: Orton called Bryan the weak link and blamed them for the loss on the PPV. Well I wish we could blame Orton.

Brayn vs Orton: NO DQ won the poll. They wrestled for awhile. The main story was Bryan never wanted to quit after the beating he took. They stopped the match due to Bryan and his injured ribs. Orton was given the win and Bryan looked depressed and I don’t blame Im sure most of the people who wrestle Orton have that look. Orton went over to Bryan extended his hand and Bryan grabbed. They then hugged and walked out together. The end made no sense.

AJ came out I then proceeded to groan. She said her Ziggy would share the spotlight with her “The Greatest Diva Champion Ever” She then called out any woman who could be compared. Well Stephanie came out. Normally id be relived to see Stephanie McMahon on TV but recently I could care less. Steph called out AJ for degrading women for her actions against Kaitlyn. She agreed and said instead of dating Superstars she’ll just Marry one. OHHHH BURN. Stephanie said no one does crazy like the McMahons. Yeah go back and watch 2000-2003 WWE and relive all the crazy moments. Kaitlyn came out with other women and I could care less about all 6 of them. Steph walked up to Kaitlyn cut off her mic and told her to not interrupt her again. Can we just announce that the McMahons are heels again. After that Kaitlyn walked to the ring she then went on about how AJ humiliated her. Kaitlyn then attacked her until Big E pulled AJ away.

Dean Ambrose vs  Kane: DQ finish after the Shield beat up Kane. Even after Hunters advice no one helped Kane.

Mark Henry was backstage in quite the suit. He was with The Prime Time Player and Tamina who still has a job. Darren Young was crying.

Vickie reminded the Shield that shes the boss. Ambrose wondered what she could do to them. Vince came in and greeted the Shield. He told them to keep up the good work.

William Regal vs Antonio Cesaro: I’ll always love seeing Regal on TV. Cesaro was introduced as Zeb Coulters new guy. Maybe this will help out Cesaro. Cesaro beat Regal quick with a sleeper hold ad Neutralizer.

John Cena then came out and did the same bullshit he talks about every week. You Hate Me but I love You. He said hes looking forward to Money In The Bank and awaiting his next challenger. Mark Henrys suit walked out. John went to leave but Henry told him to stay. So Henry went into his “retirement speech” about how hed been successful ( I guess successful is getting injured during ever major push you have had). He said his one regret was never winning the WWE Title. Cena walked up to him and raised his arm only for Henry to slam Cena as the crowd went crazy. Henry took off his jacked screaming hes got more in the tank.

Rene Young asked Henry what happened. He called the people puppets and challenged Cena for the title.

Chris Jericho vs Heath Slater: Chris Jericho won in an epic back and forth match. Nah not really he won quickly with the codebreaker and then beat up 3MB.

Matt Striker asked Heyman his thoughts on Punks comments earlier. Heyman turned the talk to Axel.

Curtis Axel vs Sin Cara: Sin Cara has his stupid lighting back again. Axel won with a body scissor DDT.

Dean Ambrose vs Daniel Bryan is on Smackdown

Vickie and Maddox were confronted by the McMahons. Vince said they were doing a great job. Vince asked what she plans to do about Henry. She then made Henry vs Cena official. Vince approved of this. Stephanie asked why Vickie was allowing the show to get out of hand. At one point she said the show was a disaster which is so much funnier if you hear what goes on during the show. Hunter wondered why Vickie didn’t make an example out of the Shield. So Hunter told Vickie to Listen to Him while Vince said listen to him. Basically they both think they are right to run the show. They both left and Steph said to listen to her. Just turn heel already for fuck sake.

Heyman ran up to Punk before his match and told him he loved him. Well something is going down.

CM Punk vs Alberto Del Rio: Long back and forth match and this one is no joke. Punk hit the GTS but Del Rio got out of the ring. Del Rio walked out meaning Punk won by count out. Dolph ran out and attacked Del Rio and Ricardo. Then BROCK came out as Punk looked at him confused. Brock circled Punk and then took a mic but then gave the F5 to PUNK. Brock smiled as the show ended.

Overall: Great show for setting up futrue stuff. Henry was great in his segment with Cena. Punk/Brock is a shoe in for Summerslam. Bryan is now on his road to the WWE title. And the McMahons look to be on TV for the foreseeable future now.

RAW Is Still McMahon Family Pt 2 June 10th 2013

So once again RAW was mainly built around the McMahon family. Its like they want to go back to 2000 when they were all over TV doing 30 minute segments.

HHH vs Axel II: So Raw did start off with Axel vs HHH. So after they had a little match Vince came out and did a Montreal and forced the timekeeper to ring the bell. Justin Roberts announced HHH lost by DQ. Vince left so Hunter restarted the match again which once again bought out Vince. This time they announced Axel the winner due to forefit. HHH tried to restart this as a 60 Minute Iron Man match and my god that would of been something to see. Vince stopped it and took the micropohone and ring bell to the back. So Curtis Axel now has 3 wins over HHH and none by pinfall way to go.

More McMahon Bullshit: HHH was yelling at Steph about Vinces actions. Steph cried yes she cried to Hunter about the grandfather that is Vince McMahon. She then told him to not hurt Vince.

Kane vs Ambrose: I take it Team Hell No is dead so CELEBRATION. Anyway Shield got involved after Kane hit the chokeslam. Orton and Bryan came out to help.

They announced Sheamus vs Sandow for the Pre-Show on Yahoo, The App and WWE.com

This Weeks Poll: ROLLINS VS BRYAN TONIGHT!!!!

Backstage Kane was a voice of reason between Orton and Bryan. Bryan made fun of Orton while Orton called him weak. Vickie came in and announced Orton and Bryan vs The Shield for the tag titles at the PPV. Kane was pissed so Vickie offered him a US title match on the PPV so he hugged Vickie.

Miz vs Cody: Even though they wreslted on the Pre-Show for the last PPV here we are and once again Miz won with the figure four. After the match Heyman came out and announced Curtis Axel will be in the IC title match at the PPV making it a triple threat.

Mark Henry is back next monday

More Crap with Stephanie and Vince

Jericho came out to trash talk Punk. Ziggler who is back came out with his lame posse. Ziggler put Big E in a match with Jericho. So the never ending Del Rio/Langston series is over I take it.

Langston vs Jericho: Jericho pinned Langston after the Codbreaker. Ziggler tried to intefeare but Del Rio ran out and attcked him.

The Miracle of The Night: CESARO won a match againt Sin Cara so not a big deal but he won.

Replay of last weeks Wyatt Family Promo. These guys need to get on TV fast.

Backstage Maddox impressed Vince with an idea for the Cena/Ryback segment later tonight. We then got a plug for Carls Jr with Vickie eating a burger.

Orton vs Reigns:  No contest after Rollins intefeared.

Bryan vs Rollins; Once again ROH on RAW. Danielson and Black had a great match with Danielson winning with the small package.

Kaitlyn was making her way to the ring to reveal who her admirer was.

BIG E IS THE ADMIRER: So Langston was dressed up and had Flowers. Kaitlyn looked confused. Langston said he cared about more than just beating people up. Langston went to Kiss Kaitlyn and he dipped her but he dropped her. This whole thing was a joke by Langston and AJ. AJ said this was because she was used by men last year after Kaitlyn ditched her or something.

They aired a new Wyatt Family Promo

Sandow vs Truth: Im still shocked R-Truth has a job at this point. Sandow won just so he can look strong going into his loss against Shemaus.

Stephanie was looking for Vince. She got some random to get him. She then got another Random to get Triple H.

McMahon Family Continued: Well the McMahon saga continued. Vince said Hunter was too good and too strong to face Axel so thats great. Vince then said HHH should be bigger than a legend and bigger than a match with Axel. After all that he then offered Hunter his match. Hunter said Vince was right and turned the match down. Vince now wanted to see the match. They argued about it. Steph made them have a group hug this led to a YES chant.

The Cena/Ryback Faceoff: Ryback was on the stage and Cena in the ring. The ring was surrounded by the jobbers. Ryback is going to take Cenas spot but Cena said Payback is a bitch you see what he did there. He tried to get to the Ryback but them jobbers kept pushing him back into the ring. Ryback then ran into the Ring so what was the point of them pushing Cena into the ring. They brawled as the jobbers tried to break them up.

 

RAW Is McMahon Family Or How We Tried To Beat Game 7 and Lebron June 3rd 2013

Long McMahon Family Promo Like 2000: RAW opened with Stephanie McMahon making her one annual appearance. She basically said Hunter wasn’t going to wrestle tonight. She said Curtis Axel was beneth him and I facepalmed. She got booed for cancelling Hunters match. She said it was for her husbands well being and then asked the crowd to not be selfish.

Vince came out at this point. Vince acted like a face until he got in to heel mode with his daughter. He asked the crowd to not boo her and said she was right in her decision to cancel the match. He then also said Axel was benneth the almighty HHH. Then things looked to get interesting when THE SHIELD came out but the bastards cut to commercial. Upon the return from commercial they showed us what happened on the App and well Vince and Steph just left and I said WHAT A FUCKING RIPOFF.

Team Hell No and Orton vs The Shield: Ambrose got the pin on Bryan after hitting the headlock DDT. This was a good match and Bryan really goes all out in these matches with the Shield which are really becoming the highlight of RAW these days. This was great shame it all went downhill quickly.

Punk and Jericho will sign their contract for their match at the PPV tonight.

Backstage: Bryan was yelling at that cunt Randy Orton so good for Bryan. Orton tried to get him to calm down Bryan said Orton thought he was the weak link as well but Orton denied this claim. Bryan said he would wrestle again tonight and prove hes not the weak link.

HHH Arives: Well God…. I mean HHH arrived late and went looking for Vince. He then found Vince and Steph and asked what was going on. So Vince then said Axel was really good even though earlier he said Axel was beneth Hunter. Anyway Vince told Hunter to consider not doing the match. Hunter said hes wrestling and asked who would stop him. At this moment I thought oh god they are going to bring out his kids to convince him.

TIme To Check Out The Heat Game: Usos beat Prime Time Players as I assume hundreds of thousands of viewers tuned into TNT to watch Game 7 at this moment.

Langston/Del RIo 5: Well Del Rio once again got his win back and im sure Langston will win match #6 on Smackdown just so no one gets over.

Speaking Of Over Heres Another Sheamus Squash: Sheamus beat Cody for I think the 1000th time with the kick. Sandow was on commentary trying to get people to care about this mess. After the match Sheamus punched out Snadow yep remeber Kids To Be A Star.

Hunter and Steph were arguing man it really felt like 2000 again. Anyway Hunter left and told Steph next week hes wrestling Axel.

They then recapped The Ryback killing Kofi on Smackdown.

Bryan was then pacing bakstage and ran into THE RYBACK. THE RYBACK called him the weak link. So heres our 2nd Bryan match for the night.

Heyman and Axel met with Vince. Vince said Axel would not wrestle Hunter next week. He then made A Cena/Axel rematch in a no dq match.

FANDANGO vs KHALI: Well time to check the Heat game again. By the way FANDANGO walked out the match. Miz came out on the ramp and Barrett gave him the elbow thing.

Miz vs Barrett: Miz then beat Barrett with the Figure Four. Why the fuck is Miz using that move I mean Buddy Rogers to Flair then to Miz its just not right. I think Miz has no idea who Buddy Rogers is anyway. Also Barrett is just dead in the water.

Contract Signing: Punk did not show up. Heyman signed the contract for Punk. Jericho then signed after Heymn asked him if he wanted to face Punk in Chicago. By the way they wrestled in Chicago last year at Extreme Rules. Jericho then said he would wrestle Punk anywhere including Hartford which got a pop. Jericho then stuffed the contract into Heymans pants yep time to watch The Heat again.

Speaking of The Heat they did a divas match which im sure no one cared for.

They aried a new Wyatt Family Promo.

The Ryback vs Daniel Bryan: Bryan gave Ryback arguably the best match hes ever had. Ryback powerbombed Bryan through a tabled causing the DQ win. After the match Ryback tried to do what he did to Kofi to Bryan but Superman came out and made the save.

Cena vs Axel II: Well 3rd week in a row Axel got a win that does nothing for him. Is it really going to hurt Cena to loose clean to a guy you want to make a star. It makes a new opponent for Cena down the road this is how you build up heels you fucking idiots. Instead we got a countout finish.

Overall: WWE rewrote this show over the weekend when they found out they were going against Game 7 and then Vince made them re-write it on Monday morning. What did we get wet got a bunch of segments with Vince and Steph and some really stupid matches that probably lost alot of viewers to the NBA.

WWE RAW May 20th 2013: A New Heyman Guy

THE RYBACK came and talked about the match from the PPV. He said Cena REFUSED to leave in an Ambulance, wow what a trooper he is. Ryback proposed an Ambulance Match at WWE Payback cos yeah we need to suffer through yet another awful Cena Ambulance Match. (See Cena vs Kane Elimination Chamber 2012)

The Reunion of ChrisMiz: The Greatest 3 Week Tag Team of all time got back together to take on their foes. Barrett has a new theme and hes going through them like a dog goes through a bone at this point. Barrett lost cos you know its a shock at this point right. FANDANGO said his name during this and just walked out cos I guess hes to good for this and Jericho pinned Barrett. I remember when the IC champion won matches and rarely lost on RAW.

After the match Miz and Jericho cornered FANDANGO who was dancing in the corner so he ran off. Jericho took the female dancers hand and dipped her for some reason. Jericho then gave her the hand and left.

Vickie came out and announced Swagger vs TBD for later. But this was one of them lame votes for the app. This week its Truth, Khali and Orton. Boy I wonder who will win this battle.

Bryan was backstage and still pissed he lost the tag titles and Kane was trying to console him. They argued and Kofi the ever happening man break it up.

Sheamus vs Titus O’Neil: This was made because Titus was critical of Sheamus on the PPV on Sunday. Titus O’Neil got the advantage after Darren Young got involved but even after that Sheamus still won after hitting white noise.

The New Paul Heyman Guy: Heyman came out and bragged about Brocks victory on the PPV. He then debuted Curt Axel who is his new client. Curt Axel is the former Michael McGuillicutty or Joe Hennig son of Curt Hennig. Axel came out to a modified version of the Mr Perfect music nice wink wink to people. Heyman put over the pedigree and origin of the Curt Axel name. He wondered why this man had no been a main eventer and I can answer this. HE WAS NEVER PUT ON RAW. HHH came out and spoke but Axel cut him off before Hunter told him to shhh. Hunter said Brock didn’t walk away last night but he limped away. Hunter threatned Heyman but Curt got in the way and it was basically to book the main event match. THE FIRST HHH RAW MATCH SINCE 2010.

Langston vs Del Rio: Langston actually won and I was not expecting that.

AJ vs Layla: No one curt as AJ won. Layla has not been over since she came back last year.

CODY WINS: Cody Rhodes won a match even though it was against Ryder he still WON A MATCH. After the match The Ryback came out and killed Ryder with the shellshcok again. So if Ryback wins the belt does that mean hes gonna feud with Ryder.

Shield vs Kofi and Hell No: So basically a giant rematch from the PPV. They give this nearly 30 minutes which is insane on RAW. This was a great match all these guys are really solid workers even Reigns is becoming pretty good. Once again Danielson and the Shield were awesome. Hell he wrestled most of the Shield in ROH. Bryan was mocked during the match for being the weak link in the team.

The Doctor told Hunter he shouldn’t wrestle. Hunter didn’t care what the doctor thought cos hes HHH and hes that damn good.

So we got the continuation of who is stalking Kaitlyin. Cody walked past so Kaitylin stole his phone to check his messages. he hadn’t messaged Kaitlyin and she was glad so she called him Gross.

Another Orton Win: Well Once again I can’t hate this cos Swagger is on Ortons level more or less. They got 20 minutes and in parts Swagger looked like he was gonna win but Mr RKO won.

They announced Kofi vs Ambrose for the US title on Smackdown.

HHH Nearly Dies? Nah he didn’t really die but he sold it like he did. So Hunter and Hennig wrestled for awhile until Hunter started to channel his inner 1995 Shawn Michaels and acted all concussed. The match ended when Hunter passed out and the doctors came out to check on him as the show ended.

Overall: This was a good show. We got 2 long matches that were really great and we had little to no lame Variety/Comedy this week. A good follow up to a decent PPV.