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WWE Raw July 29th 2013

Even though this weeks RAW was taped a week ago that will not stop us from reviewing it.

Vince came out with Maddox. Vince said Maddox was onto something when he called Bryan a troll last week. Bryan came out and Vince sad Bryan was showing a lack of respect to Vince for coming out Bryan said Vince needed to respect Bryan. Vince tried to turn Cena against Bryan by saying Cena chose Bryan not because he respected him but because he knows Cena could crush him in a match. Vince said everyone knew Bryan couldn’t beat Cena and that Bryan lacks “Ruthless Aggression”. Vince said that if Bryan won the title at Summerslam it would be the biggest Championship Embrassment in WWE history says the man who has put the belt on himself. Vince said he hopes Cena andd Bryan spontaneously combust in the ring at Summerslam just like them Mega Powers right Vince. Bryan finished off by telling Vince to listen to the WWE Universe who want a new WWE Champion. Well clearly he hasn’t listened cos fans haven’t liked Cena since 2005. 

The Shield vs Mark Henry and The Usos: The Shield won after the healock DDT by Ambrose on Jimmy Uso. After the match Mark Henry ran off the Shield.

The Ryback was eating backstage then harrassed a backstage worker into getting him food. Why was this on the show.

Kane made his return after the Wyatt Family beat down 2 weeks ago. Kane was with Maddox asking Maddox were the Wyatts were and Brad didn’t know. Brad told Kane to send a message to the Wyatts by having a Killer Instinct against Bryan.

RVD vs FANDANGO: They still wont let RVD pin FANDANGO as he walked out again.

AJ was bitching about being speared by Kaitlyn. AJ yelled at Langston for just standing around and then she skipped away.

Kaitlyn vs AJ: Kaitlyn won with the spear. AJ screamed after the match.

Dolph vs Big E: Right as the last match ended Dolph came out to face Big E. AJ got involved clawing Ziggler when Big E was outside the ring so Ziggler gets the win by DQ.

Cena was on the phone when Bryan walked in. Bryan asked Cena if what Vince said was true. Cena said Vince was only trying to mess with Bryan.

Del Rio Vs Christian: Christian pinned Del Rio.

Cody Rhodes vs Wade Barrett: Cody pinned Wade after hitting the CrossRhodes. Im glad they are doing something with Cody now and ive lost all hope in anything meaningful with Barrett.

Kane vs Bryan: The big Team Hell No blowoff which means nothing seeing they are teaming together in Australia. Bryan hit his roll up pin for the win. Kane chokeslamed Bryan after the match and the Wyatts came out to beat up Kane again.

They showed a pre-tape of The Bellas calling Nattie the Ugly Duckling of Total Divas. She is clearly postioned to be the Khloe Kardashian of this show. The Kardashian remark is not a shot at Nattie by the way or at Khloe Kardashian its just very comparable.

Brie Bella vs Nattie: Brie beat Nattie. Poor Nattie shes gone from the faring gimmick to now being called an ugly duck.

Heyman told Axel to go show why hes the Greatest IC Champion In History HA

Axel vs R-Truth: Punk ran in and attacked Axel. Punk chased after Heyman. Axel got to Punk before he got to Heyman. Heyman ran away as Punk dealt to Axel.

Now Kids its Time For Americas Favorite Family Segement: HHH was yelling at Vince for messing around with Bryan. Vince wants someone who can beat Cena um who might that be besides Punk or Orton. Vince said he wants a Triple H 20-30 years younger. If Vince got a HHH 30 years younger he would be 14!!!. Steph showed up and tried to push a corporate Makeover on Bryan and HHH said it was worth a shot.

Ryback vs Cena Tables Match II: Like the last one Cena hit the AA through the table. Bryan came out and took the WWE title and faked handing it to Cena. Cena told him he would have to earn the Belt.

 

 

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